This morning at breakfast:
Claire: "I'm a tiger. I hunt Saltines."
Charlotte: "I'm a leopard. I eat food." / "The lion sleeps tonight."
Charlotte then put a paper bag on her head and started singing "We are the Champions."
Perhaps there's a good reason why children's television programmes seem to be written by people who regularly use controlled substances.
Everyone enjoyed the birthday party at Gold Park (though Charlotte + cake = meltdown). C&C want to do it again next week, and L wants to celebrate her sixth birthday there.